I lay in bed hoping to one day score the big time pimpin' life of making tunes for flash games. Gonna buy a boat. Gonna fill it with chicks and exotic animals. Aww yiss. The life.
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Finish two thirds of the levels.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!